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So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Why is Trump not on a violation of probation, offering a job for an endorsement is in violation of federal law? Kaamala knew better she is very sharp.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some things you would change about Avatar: The Last Airbender if you were to redo the series?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why cant I sleep? When I'm about to fall asleep, I get excited that im about to sleep, causing me to wake up again. It repeats till my sleepiness is gone. I tried taking melatonin and not using my phone, but I end upawake for hours.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Why do many women in Turkey prefer to date blacks as a lover?

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Loons and Moons

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Why can't I lose weight?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Help. I’m 16 and just got spanked by both of my parents for taking the car. What do I do? I want to run off somewhere but I’m so scared that I’ll get spanked again. I’ve never gotten the paddle before and I’m still scared to sit

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?

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